I am drinking lemonade diluted with juice trying/begging for a way to get this idiot of a poop out of me !

y'all came someone please please please help me?? I'm stuck on the toilet right now and have been stuck for 25 minutes! It really really hurts and I'm crying so bad because of the pain. I just got a little bit out and when I try to suck it back and it really hurts . Can someone please help me?

The problem is I am Functional Heroin Addict and this is killing me. My family thinks I am not doing it anymore. I have gone through this again today. I had not pooped for about 5 or 6 days and I knew that I had it coming. I was in the toilet for literally an hour or an hour and a half. I was almost crying n screaming inside. In the end when I had tried everything sit-ups n what not and was in a squat position, I had to use my finger to break it inside, it was too painful and the worst part is I cannot share this with anyone. Once the tip comes out the rest just follows through. This has been my second worst experience, believe it or not I have had a time which was worse than this only like a few weeks ago. This time it was like three horizontal long lumps one on the other. It felt like giving birth from the arse. I cannot even imagine what mums have to go through when giving, I know I could never do it. I have noticed that all that area has swollen or its all red and I still have the pain. I have also noticed that there are either one or two, I don't know what to call them acne, clots or pimples, there. And I know that it's cause of the constipation. I hope they do not develope into cancer or someth. If any body has experienced this please let me know how to get rid of them. Cause I know my regular constipation will only worsen them. Please also mention how big of a role has my addiction to Heroin has in this.

How about change eating behaviour, eat oats, fruit n plenty water for 3 days.. will it help? I hope so.. based on my exp u should take time to chew when u eat,proximately 20x-30x chew. And dont lay straight away after u eat, sit a while, let the food 'get down' .reduce carb intake, rice and pasta to bread if u suffer this problem. I hope that will help those who suffer.If u r so desperate than search for muslims eating habit(take the positive value.im not going to touch sensitive issue) about the toilet problem, dont rush, breath slowly, use water to help, finger work is the last thing u want to do. Its actualy came from our eating behaviour..

Hey guys, I'm in terrible pain my back is weak & my poop is too big i feel sharp pain in my anus, I've been backed up for the last 3weeks any help pls

i normally poo every morning but for the past two weeks the poop is hard to get it out i push and push and push but i feel like the hole is too small. this thing is stressing me out and i feel sad everytime i get a poo call....

Jesus Christ a 'pen' Jim are you insane; apart from the risk of tearing your bowel and fluid and shit juice contaminating your body & u can die from it, it's also really unhygienic. And yes I'm on sr morphine for severe pain and heaps of other drugs so I can get backed up big time if I don't be careful and it's usually an hour in the loo and I end up reaching around and putting my finger up there to break it up and get it started (like tonight) but my doctor told me to eat one apple a day THATS IT!!! Just one apple. And because I haven't been doing it for the last few weeks this 'back-up' happens tonight. Since doing that I've had a high temp and shivering and my normal pain levels are through the roof. DON'T fark with your body peoples just follow what works for you. Looks like heaps of people get off on talking SHITE ????????????????

OMGGGG plez someone it hurts really really bad....im only 11 im stuck in the bathroom....And i feel like i can poop but when i push and try to poop it just feels like it is too big and it hurtttttsssssssss REALLYYY BADDD someone plezzz help me...

I always had problems. I eat a cup of Raisin bran cereal every morning this helps tremendously. Also drink more water.

My poop just came out it felt like I just gave birth and my buthole was gonna rip I want to tall a doctor but I'm embarrassed