i feel like shoving pineapples up my anus every. single. time. i fart.

My wife criticize me every time I fart, and I fart a lot, loudly... Can't think of holding that pressure. She even mentioned a divorce once. She gave up when she discovered that our 5 months old son is on farty daddy... He even scared himself in a sleep...

I didn't really understand it but now I know it's a regular problem

Once, I farted a hole through a wall, i went through to the other side and found my dog passed out . I shook him to see if he was o.k., thank god he was fine. Although he does walk into walls now, due to his eyes being permenently crossed.! I'm sorry Old Smeller, daddy still loves you.

If I invented a fart muffler, i'd be rich.!

I don't know why I fart ever minute I just want to now the reason

Hello everyone, I am happy to say that I fart loudly and a lot :) specially at night. My wife has given up (I think also my neighbours) as she got to know that I am after my grandfather and father :). I would like to have the treatment but I think its more about controlling on diet. I must mention that I take a sandwich in the morning, some muesli with milk in the afternoon and at dinner I take some vegetables with some bread or rice. One cup of Indian tea in the morning, One cup of green tea during the day time and at night and a coffee in the afternoon. I do drink beer but maybe two or three canes in two weekends. Still I do not get ''why do I fart a lot'' :) Can someone write me soon... I wish you guys not having this problem... but I am sure you do have it as if you did not than you would not be on this page... :)

I have become too scared to leave to leave the house, gas so bad, thanks for this article, several obvious and easy changes I can make immediately.

Lately my farts have been deadly. They stink so bad it's starting to offend me. The other day I farted and a foul odor was lingering near me. My hot office manager walked up to me and stopped in her tracks as soon as she smelled it. Yuck.

Thanks for the article. My girlfriend went to a specialist and told her I fart too much and they stink so bad she's been having thoughts of leaving me because of it. Why would God do this to me. I just want to fart alone in peace without being judged