Some of these comments are funny, but the issue itself isn't. Bloating and gas are not good and seem to increase with age. I wish there was a pill you could swallow once a day that would stop pain and gas. That would be wonderful. I have had this problem forever. Some of the dietary suggestions are helpful, especially not drinking carbonated sodas and taking probiotics.

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Very informative article, thank you. I was thinking of investing in Levis. Unfortunately my bowels create massive explosions that blows holes in my pants. It's really very expensive. Not only do I have to rebuy $50 jeans but also cost me to go to the emergency room. You see the wind army coming from my butthole barracks is so massive it throws me around usually knocking me unconscious. It's only because I'm having a good day I am commenting. Normally I'm reduced to just making sounds to communicate my intentions. Ironically its just thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb thbbb. Which by the way means, help me I've farted and I can't wake up.

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Every one is awaiting his girlfriend to travel for couple of days to play around , am just counting days for her trip so i fart freely in bed

Im only 15 and for the past week I have been farting and blowded so much , but I'm also in dance, cheer, gymnastics, national honors society, choir, theater, all region, a leadership organization, In all AP classes, and have to stay up until 3:00 am and wake up at 5:00 am just because of dumb homework. Pleases help me!!!!!!!!!

My farts are destroying everything in my life! My girlfriend has just left me because she cant deal with the stained underwear and ruined furniture. I also like to sleep naked and every now and then I will soil myself. We have to get new sheets and on one particular (heavily intoxicated) evening, a new matress. Due to my condition, meeting girls is not an easy task. Just picking them up in my car is welcoming them into a gas chamber that can only be rivalled by Auschwitz. So if anyone out there knows a special someone that thinks this wouldn't be much of an issue for them get back to me i am 49 years old video shop assistant manager, red hair, baby blue eyes, 4'9, 150kg, massive cat person and down for all kinds of messed up stuff sexually. Please spread to word out to anyone you might know. Im a nice guy with a good heart and the last thing i want is to die alone with noone around but my 33 cats. Somebody save me

I am sick of farting so much. There is constantly one there. I seem to have a never ending supply. It's scares the life out of me doing my Pilates group. I must had best arse muscles out there - permanently clenched that I'm sure person behind me is pissing themselves.

Seriously? Some of you pansies on here make me sick. I'm quite truly disgusted, and it's not because I find your low-level "flatulence" offensive. I'm 69 years old and I still rip ass like a champ. Just this past summer I took the little tikes to the county zoo, before stopping for a BK whopper value meal of course. And let me just tell you, by the time I waltzed into that animal house I had a storm brewing that was hotter than the Alabama sun. I mean Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.....I could have nuked a small village and left nothing standing, believe me that. Chicken sh** and llama spit ain't nothing compared to the crap that I was brewing. Anyway.......I'm getting a bit ahead of myself, old age will do that to you. Long story short, I let off a little steam as I passed the monkey cage. Well apparently it was so rank that it choked a large gorilla and they had to call in a vet for emergency CPR. Let's just say I'm not allowed within two miles of the county zoo any more. All I'm trying to say is that if I can successfully assert my presence in God's glorious nature, then why the hell can't you? Why simply pass the gas when the good Lord designed us to tear some major ass. The constitution grants us freedom of expression, does it not? I mean really, these are the principles upon which this great land was built. If you've got something the world needs to hear, then let it ring out loud and clear. Where's your war stories? Where are your visions of grandeur? How do you expect to get anywhere in life without the basic motivation to let the world hear your anus roar. Don't cower in fear when you can step out from the shadows and show everyone what you've got cooking. Why go to the races if you're just gonna sit idly by? If you're gonna step up on that saddle than you better be prepared to gag a horse. Good ol' stained and lonesome....now there's someone who aspires to greatness. If you're not prepared to lose a couple "loved ones" and damage a few pieces of furniture in the process, then what the hell's the goddamn point? You bunch a half-witted amateurs need to take your fists out your anus and fart like you know what's good for you. That is, if you don't wanna dissapoint your country at least. Where's your sense of patriotism? God bless Freedom, and God bless the USA!

You are all total dicks this article is about farting so what we all fart some more than others I like the smell of my farts very theraputic